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Lindsay Lohan Alleges Man Broke into Hotel Suite and Stole Her Career

Lindsay Lohan 1Lindsay Lohan called the police yesterday to report that a man had broken into her hotel room and stolen her career.

Lohan met the alleged thief in a hotel nightclub in New York. Lohan claims that the man followed her back to her hotel, barged into her room and stole her career. Lohan said, “I used to have a successful career that most actresses would kill for! I had it before and now it’s gone so that guy must have stolen it! I hope they throw this guy behind bars and throw away the key.”

The New York Police Department arrested the man and charged him with theft but released him and dropped the charges shortly after. An NYPD spokesperson told the press that there was no evidence that Lohan has had a career in the last few years so it’s not realistic a man she just met could have stolen it.

Lohan said, “I’m furious as hell they let that scum go! Of course I had a career yesterday… my face is plastered all over the internet almost every day! But I tried to log onto my computer after that thief came to my room and nothing would come up. So there you go… I’m all anyone is talking about earlier in the week and now there’s nothing about me on the internet at all!”

A member of the hotel told us, “We had an interruption with our wi-fi connection that day. It’s fixed now and I’m sure if Miss Lohan checks Read the rest of this entry »

Breaking Medical News! Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes Are D.I.T.S.

Lindsay and AmandaDNA tests from Lindsay Lohan after her latest hit and run incident revealed the actress suffers from a rare medical disorder and is a Driver Irregularity Tailgate Sufferer (DITS). The main symptoms of being a DITS are for its sufferers to drive irrationally, hit other vehicles and then flee the scene. DNA tests have also revealed that accident-prone actress Amanda Bynes also may be a DITS and that she might have even picked up the disorder from Lohan herself.

As BS Gossip previously reported, Lohan and Bynes both graduated from driving school at the Disneyland Theme Park’s bumper car rides. A Disneyland employee told us that after they got their drivers’ certificates laminated by Mickey Mouse, the two girls shared a milkshake to celebrate.

A doctor we spoke with said that since Bynes was relatively normal at the time, it’s not that farfetched that she caught the disorder from Lohan when they drank from the same straw. The doctor added, “Since it’s Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about, it’s scary to think what other diseases poor Amanda picked up when they shared that milkshake.”

Lohan and Bynes were both arrested this week for yet Read the rest of this entry »

Amanda Bynes Ordered to Return to Driving School… Disneyland’s Bumper Cars

Amanda BynesAmanda Bynes has been making headlines for three hit and run accidents in a short period of time. Now, a judge has ordered the actress to return to her original driving school for additional lessons. However, it turns out that Bynes learned how to drive on the bumper cars at Disneyland!

Disneyland officials have been notified that Bynes would be taking driving lessons at the amusement park. Long-time bumper car attendant Dex Morgans said he remembers Bynes training on the ride many years ago and was looking forward to seeing her on the ride again. He said, “The bumper cars are all about smashing your car into other cars. Many kids just like driving around the track, but back in the day, Ms. Bynes was smashing into anything and everything. I remember that once she hit the side of the track so hard, the car leapt off the track and she ended up mowing down a staff member dressed as Eeyore. The guy’s tail flew right off and the poor fella looked so sad. Though come to think of it, Eeyore never exactly skipped around the park singing Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah.”

On the first day of her court-ordered bumper car training, Bynes was surprised to see an old friend on the course. Lindsay Lohan Read the rest of this entry »