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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Both Have New Boyfriends After Split

Justin BieberJustin Bieber and Selena Gomez may have broken up but in the week since their split, both stars already have new special guys in their lives. Gomez has been seen around town holding hands with an unknown gentleman and Bieber has been seen with several young men.

Bieber was seen dancing at an LA Nightclub with “Twilight” star Taylor Lautner. Witnesses told us they were seen smooching before they left the club through the back exit and left in the back of a limo. The next day, the limo driver told us he spent over an hour steam cleaning stains from the backseats of the vehicle. He wouldn’t divulge what the stains were as he thought that would be a breach of the stars’ privacy.

Lautner wasn’t the only guy Bieber seemingly got it on with. Openly gay “Lord of the Rings” star Ian McKellen told BS Gossip that he had an intimate encounter with the young singer. He said, “I don’t want to give too many details as I don’t want to affect Justin’s reputation. All I will say is that his bum is even smoother than I thought it would be.”

We asked Selina Gomez how she felt about her ex fooling around with various men so soon after their break-up. She said, “We’re not together anymore so he can do whatever he wants. As long as he stays away from Taylor Lautner ‘cause his ass in mine!” We won’t tell her if you won’t.

Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber Set New Trend By Vomiting on Stage

Lady GagaIn the last two weeks, music superstars Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga have both vomited on stage during live performances. Both stars continue to be more popular than ever and now other artists feel they need to follow suit if they want to remain relevant.

At a charity fundraiser show Tuesday night where Justin Bieber was singing, Kanye West marched on stage during the opening number. He grabbed the microphone and said, “Yo Justin, I’m really happy for you, and I’ll let you finish, but I had one of the best hurls of all time!!” Kanye then spewed out what looked like a mix of Gatorade and tacos all over Bieber. The audience ate it up. Literally, they ate up the vomit left on the stage. Even Bieber’s vomit didn’t garner that much affection, though chunks of that were offered for sale on Ebay.

Taylor Swift tried to follow the popular trend but had difficulties vomiting on stage. She said, “I put two fingers down my throat just before my second number but I gagged really quickly and couldn’t do it.” After the failed vomiting attempt, ticket sales for her upcoming shows have been very low and shows may have to be canceled. Swift responded to that news by saying, “I feel like I let down my fans. I’d consider writing a song about the ordeal if I didn’t have so many ex-boyfriends Read the rest of this entry »

Prince William Puts Justin Bieber in His Place

Justin Bieber and Prince WilliamIn an interview with Rollercoaster Magazine, Justin Bieber suggested that Prince William should be embarrassed by his thinning hairline and questioned why the heir to the royal throne would not use a product to prevent hair loss. However Bieber continued with the insults and the full interview and Prince William’s response have not been revealed until now.

According to an insider at Rollercoaster Magazine, Bieber’s insults to the Royal family didn’t end with mocking the prince. The insider told us that Bieber also wondered why the queen let herself get so old. Bieber told the magazine that he thought assisted suicide was legal in the U.K. He also asked why Diana doesn’t make any more public appearances. “Everyone is always talking about how wonderful Diana is so why does she feel the need to hide from the public?”

After the article was originally printed, Prince William had kept quiet in regards to Bieber’s comments. But now, after hearing Read the rest of this entry »

Worshippers Line-Up to See Jesus Christ Birthmark on Justin Bieber’s Leg

Bieber TattooWhat started out as two celebrities tanning at the beach turned into a miraculous day for thousands of people. Worshipers lined up for blocks at Venice Beach to get a glimpse of a birthmark shaped like Jesus Christ on the back of Justin Bieber’s leg.

Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez spent the morning tanning at the beach. When the couple got up to cool off in the water, beachgoers noticed the miraculous birthmark. Crowds swarmed Bieber and shortly after his publicist arrived with traffic cones and lined up the crowd in an orderly fashion.

Some witnesses got down on one knee and cried when their turn to gawk came and several faintings were reported. Susan Ordez lined up for five hours and said, “It was the most beautiful thing I have seen in my entire life. I had wanted to touch it, hoping it might cure my arthritis, but the boy’s publicists stressed the ‘no touch policy.’”

During a 15-minute break, Bieber talked to BS Gossip. He told us that he’s as shocked as anyone about the birthmark and stated that it Read the rest of this entry »