Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan Alleges Man Broke into Hotel Suite and Stole Her Career

Lindsay Lohan 1Lindsay Lohan called the police yesterday to report that a man had broken into her hotel room and stolen her career.

Lohan met the alleged thief in a hotel nightclub in New York. Lohan claims that the man followed her back to her hotel, barged into her room and stole her career. Lohan said, “I used to have a successful career that most actresses would kill for! I had it before and now it’s gone so that guy must have stolen it! I hope they throw this guy behind bars and throw away the key.”

The New York Police Department arrested the man and charged him with theft but released him and dropped the charges shortly after. An NYPD spokesperson told the press that there was no evidence that Lohan has had a career in the last few years so it’s not realistic a man she just met could have stolen it.

Lohan said, “I’m furious as hell they let that scum go! Of course I had a career yesterday… my face is plastered all over the internet almost every day! But I tried to log onto my computer after that thief came to my room and nothing would come up. So there you go… I’m all anyone is talking about earlier in the week and now there’s nothing about me on the internet at all!”

A member of the hotel told us, “We had an interruption with our wi-fi connection that day. It’s fixed now and I’m sure if Miss Lohan checks Read the rest of this entry »

Peter Dinklage Refuses to Give Michael J. Fox Standing Ovation at Emmys

Peter DinklageWhen actor and Parkinson’s sufferer Michael J. Fox spoke at the 2012 Emmy Awards, everyone in the audience was seen rising to their feet to give him a well-deserved standing ovation. Everyone except one man – “Game of Thrones” actor and little person, Peter Dinklage.

Emmys host Jimmy Kimmel was shocked when he saw Peter Dinklage on the big screen appearing to be sitting when all of his peers were rising to their feet. “I was appalled. Michael is an inspiration to all of us. Does Peter think because he’s a little person, that excuses him for not giving another man with a disability kudos for his struggle? Not cool!”

Michael J. Fox himself was also taken aback. “To be honest, the standing ovation was a bit much. I was just presenting an award; I didn’t win anything. But when everyone in the room rose to their feet for me, it felt good – until I realized I didn’t see Peter standing in front of his seat. For Gods sake, the man also has a disability and he won’t even pander to mine?”

BS Gossip caught up to Dinklage after the show and asked him why he didn’t rise to his feet for Fox. His face suddenly got red and he said Read the rest of this entry »

Breaking Medical News! Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes Are D.I.T.S.

Lindsay and AmandaDNA tests from Lindsay Lohan after her latest hit and run incident revealed the actress suffers from a rare medical disorder and is a Driver Irregularity Tailgate Sufferer (DITS). The main symptoms of being a DITS are for its sufferers to drive irrationally, hit other vehicles and then flee the scene. DNA tests have also revealed that accident-prone actress Amanda Bynes also may be a DITS and that she might have even picked up the disorder from Lohan herself.

As BS Gossip previously reported, Lohan and Bynes both graduated from driving school at the Disneyland Theme Park’s bumper car rides. A Disneyland employee told us that after they got their drivers’ certificates laminated by Mickey Mouse, the two girls shared a milkshake to celebrate.

A doctor we spoke with said that since Bynes was relatively normal at the time, it’s not that farfetched that she caught the disorder from Lohan when they drank from the same straw. The doctor added, “Since it’s Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about, it’s scary to think what other diseases poor Amanda picked up when they shared that milkshake.”

Lohan and Bynes were both arrested this week for yet Read the rest of this entry »

Romney: A Vote for Obama is a Vote Against Breaking Bad

Romney and ObamaAs Mitt Romney slides in the polls, he has changed the political narrative from the economy to popular TV shows. This morning, the Republican leader told customers at an Arizona IHOP that if Barack Obama is reelected, TV shows like Breaking Bad might never make it to the air.

The popular AMC TV show “Breaking Bad” follows physics teacher Walter White, who is diagnosed with cancer. When his healthcare bill isn’t covered, he turns to a life of selling meth. Romney told the crowd that had Obama been President at the time “Breaking Bad” was created, Walter’s hospital bills would have been covered by Obamacare. “There would be no need for Walter to turn to crime since his bills would be covered and the show we all love would never have existed!” Romney went on to suggest some potentially fantastic TV shows may never be created due to Obama’s failed policies.

Obama didn’t take this suggestion lying down. The President responded by saying, “Romney is obviously not a real fan of the show. Otherwise, he would know that Walter White didn’t just turn to a life of crime to pay his hospital bills but also to raise money for his family in case he succumbed to the cancer. So saying my health care plan would have killed ‘Breaking Bad’ is ridiculous. Nice try Mitt, but the American people are smarter than you think. I guarantee that if I’m reelected, there will no shortage of terrific TV shows created.”

After hearing the President’s response, Romney, took the fight a step further. “It’s funny hearing the President say his policy wouldn’t affect great TV shows from being created. This is a President that supports abortion. If he was president in the late 60s, the mother of the ‘Breaking Bad’ creator, Vince Gilligan, could Read the rest of this entry »

Celebrities “Accidentally” Leak Risqué Photos to Add Twitter Followers

Alison PillEarlier this week, Alison Pill, an actress from HBO’s “The Newsroom,” posted a topless photo to her 20,000 Twitter followers. The photo was quickly deleted but not after it rapidly spread across the internet. Pill said she posted the photo “by accident” and meanwhile, she gained 5000 new followers, mostly guys hoping she would “accidentally” post another. Other celebrities are following suit and “accidentally” posting their own naked pictures to Twitter in hopes of raising their Twitter profile.

BS Gossip talked to People.com editor Mark Golin. He told us that it is no accident celebrities are posting nude photos. “C’mon, how do you accidentally post anything? It’s a way for actors to increase their Twitter following and maybe even get some extra media exposure. People who don’t watch “The Newsroom’ probably never heard of Alison Pill before a topless picture of her was posted online. Now her boobs are all people are talking about! A stunt like this could get an actress better roles or even a higher paycheck. It’s quite brilliant grassroots marketing, when you think about it.”

Since Pill posted her picture on Twitter Read the rest of this entry »

Rihanna Denies Her New Tattoo of a Douchebag is Chris Brown

Rihanna Pop star Rihanna debuted a new tattoo this week. However, while the tattoo on her neck seemed to picture a douchebag, Rihanna denied the tattoo art was of her abusive ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown.

A friend of the ‘Fool in Love’ singer, who wished to remain anonymous, told us that she is perplexed. “The tattoo art obviously pictures a douchebag. A tattoo artist isn’t going to apply a tattoo that looks identical to Rihanna’s ex-boyfriend by accident. I don’t know why she is denying it.”

We walked around L.A. showing pedestrians and tourists an image of the douchbag tattoo and almost everyone we showed it to identified the image as Chris Brown. The only exception was a 93-year-old British lady who said the tattoo pictured “a bag of turds” before saying it also looked Read the rest of this entry »

Adorkable Surprise: iPhone 5 to Replace Siri with Zooey!

ZooeyGiven the hugely popular iPhone commercials where actress Zooey Deschanel shows off iPhone’s voice assistant Siri, it shouldn’t be too big a surprise that the new version of the iPhone will replace Siri altogether with a similar feature called Zooey.

BS Gossip has learned that when Apple launches the iPhone 5, Siri will be replaced with a similar function, featuring the voice of “New Girl” star, Zooey Deschanel. The new feature will not just converse with iPhone users but will provide users with adorkable replies.

We played around with a prototype we acquired and the results were adorkable indeed. When we asked Zooey where the nearest playground was, Zooey’s response was “You’re going to a playground? Can I come? I love the swings!” When asked what the weather is forecasted to be, she replied “Oh no! It’s supposed to rain. But that does mean we can splash around in the puddles together! Yay!” And when we asked Zooey to recommend a good horror movie, she responded, “Silly you! Horror movies are scary! Why not watch a cute romantic comedy? I hear ‘500 Days of Summer’ is really cute! He he.”

An insider at Apple told us that before Apple created Zooey, they considered replacing Siri with Samuel, based on the popularity of the Samuel L. Read the rest of this entry »

Chuck Norris To Save America From Darkness If Obama Reelected

Chuck NorrisThis week, “Walker, Texas Ranger” star Chuck Norris released a television ad with his wife, warning Americans of the dangers of reelecting Barack Obama. In the TV spot, Norris’s wife Gena warned us that reelecting Obama would be a “triumph of evil” and will send us into “a thousand years of darkness.” Today Norris announced that should Obama be reelected, he would personally take it upon himself to protect American from the coming apocalypse.

BS Gossip asked Norris how Obama’s reelection would create an apocalyptic America that we’d need saving from. He said, “If he’s reelected, his Muslims friends from Kenya will obviously take over the country. People won’t be able to protect themselves because he’ll have taken away all of our guns. Then the sun will explode, fire will rain from the sky and Satin himself will rise upon the Earth. Good thing I’m planning to stick around huh?” We asked him how Obama’s reelection would cause all of that to happen. He yelled at us and said, “You know! Taxing the rich and socialism! That’s just baiting the devil, don’t you think?”

When we asked the 72-year-old actor how he would personally save America from the apocalypse, he said, “I’m friggin’ Chuck Norris! Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell stories about me! I have a grizzly bear rug Read the rest of this entry »

Tom Cruise Searches for Love Online at Scientology Mingle Website

Tom CruiseIn recent months, past loves of Tom Cruise have been turning against him; Katie Holmes, his wife of six years, divorced him and recently, Nazanin Boniadi has given Vanity Fair magazine a damaging interview alleging she was vetted by the Church of Scientology to be his wife. However the star is intent on finding his true soul mate and has turned to a Scientology dating website to help him with his search.

Scientology Mingle’s PR Manager Jack Grind confirmed that Cruise has set up a profile on the site and that he has been active on it for the last couple of months. Grind said, “He’s been one of the most active users of the site since he registered with us. And why not? There are tens of thousands of lovely ladies looking for love in a relationship where their partner also worships the alien warlord Xenu.” When we asked what an average first date might be like be for a couple who meet on the website, he told us watching “Battlefield Earth” on DVD was a popular option. “But not because it’s based on a story written by Scientology’s founder. It’s because it’s so goddamn awful. The dating couple can yell at the screen and create their own Read the rest of this entry »

Clint Eastwood’s Imaginary Friend Returns at Republican Convention

Clint ChairAfter being abandoned by his imaginary friend when he was only 7-years-old, the iconic filmmaker was thrown off when his invisible buddy returned during his speech at the Republican Convention.

Eastwood had only intended to pump up the crowd to support presidential candidate Mitt Romney. However, when his imaginary friend reappeared moments before his speech, he quickly had a volunteer place a chair next to the podium and improvised.

Clint’s wife, Dina Eastwood, told BS Gossip that she understands why the public thought her husband’s speech was erratic. “It was. What people didn’t know at the time was that Clint’s long-lost imaginary friend Handsome Pete had just returned and that my husband was doing double duty, juggling his speech with an unexpected reunion. When it seemed Clint was implying President Obama had told him to shut up, it was really Handsome Pete, who was actually sitting in the chair, who had told Clint to shut up. Handsome Pete was bitter Clint chose to talk to a crowd of strangers rather than to acknowledge his buddy.”

Governor Romney didn’t know what to think at the time Read the rest of this entry »