Anna Faris Gives Baby Normal Name; Hollywood Outraged!

Chris Pratt andAnna FarisComedy actors Anna Faris and husband Chris Pratt have welcomed a baby boy into the world. As the happy couple celebrated with their new son, Jack, their fellow actors shared their outrage at them giving their child a normal name.

Hollywood actors have been known to give their kids unique names such as Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s son Maddox. Paltrow told us, “Celebrities aren’t just ordinary people. We’re special and so our children deserve names that are also special and that stand out. It’s insulting to celebrities in general when an actor couple gives their kid a normal name like Jack. And if he’s in a class with other celebrity kids, you just know he’s going to get picked on for his boring name.”

Nicolas Cage, who named his son Kal-El, after Superman’s Kryptonian name, is especially upset. Cage told BS Gossip that he was horrified when he heard that Faris and Pratt named their kid Jack. “What the f—k is wrong with these people? Why the hell would they name their kid Jack when there are so many untaken original names out there for celebrity children? I don’t think we’ve started to use dog names yet so they could have taken that route and gone with Rover or Sparky. There are also plenty of Kryptonian names that aren’t taken yet like Superman’s father Jor-El or his uncle Zor-El. I don’t believe anyone has named their kid yet after Superman’s dog, Krypto, so there’s that one too. But Jack?! That’s just weird!”

Chris Pratt told us that he and Anna are pretty upset about Hollywood’s backlash over their child’s name. “We’ve both always liked the name Jack and thought it would be a nice name for our son. But after hearing what our peers are saying, we’re kicking ourselves a little bit for not going with our first choice, Yoda.” After hearing that, Nicolas Cage said, “Now THAT is an AWESOME name for the son of an actor! If they don’t use that for their second kid, I’m stealing it for my next one!”

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