Archive for July 2012

Macaulay Culkin Attempts to Spread His Own Fake Death Rumor

Macauley CulkinTo say celebrities are irritated when fake stories of their deaths are spread on the web is probably an understatement. So it’s surprising when an actor tries to spread fake rumors of his own demise. What actor are we talking about? Child-star Macaulay Culkin!

Macaulay Culkin was a huge star as a child, starring in the “Home Alone” movies and “My Girl.” His success has not stretched into his adult years, however, and now he is hoping a fake death story will revitalize his career.

Culkin had anonymously contacted TMZ and Perez Hilton with stories of fatal overdoses but after realizing the reports were from Culkin himself, neither online publication reported the stories. Hilton said that it’s very rare that a celebrity would want to spread a rumor about his own death.

Culkin even contacted BS Gossip, asking us to create a story about his death. We explained to the actor that we’re a satirical news site and don’t just make up fake stories (at least not by request, anyway.) He then broke down into tears. “I just Read the rest of this entry »

Worshippers Line-Up to See Jesus Christ Birthmark on Justin Bieber’s Leg

Bieber TattooWhat started out as two celebrities tanning at the beach turned into a miraculous day for thousands of people. Worshipers lined up for blocks at Venice Beach to get a glimpse of a birthmark shaped like Jesus Christ on the back of Justin Bieber’s leg.

Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez spent the morning tanning at the beach. When the couple got up to cool off in the water, beachgoers noticed the miraculous birthmark. Crowds swarmed Bieber and shortly after his publicist arrived with traffic cones and lined up the crowd in an orderly fashion.

Some witnesses got down on one knee and cried when their turn to gawk came and several faintings were reported. Susan Ordez lined up for five hours and said, “It was the most beautiful thing I have seen in my entire life. I had wanted to touch it, hoping it might cure my arthritis, but the boy’s publicists stressed the ‘no touch policy.’”

During a 15-minute break, Bieber talked to BS Gossip. He told us that he’s as shocked as anyone about the birthmark and stated that it Read the rest of this entry »

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly Shocker: He’s Straight!

Bill O'ReillyJust a few days after CNN’s Anderson Cooper shocked the world by coming out of the closet, Fox News’ outspoken Bill O’Reilly has revealed to the world that he’s straight.

O’Reilly announced the news yesterday on “The O’Reilly Factor”. He told BS Gossip that he thought it was time to stop hiding the truth. “I know this will come as a surprise to many of my fans. I hope they understand that this is who I am. I like women. It’s as simple as that. If people have issues with it, they’re morons!”

Fans around America have taken to social media to proclaim their shock. @Conserv72 posted “Good for Bill! I applaud his bravery.” @rainbow 69 was skeptical however, posting “I don’t believe it. This is just more Right Wing propaganda!” Joe the Plumber told BS Gossip that while he’s surprised by the announcement, this doesn’t make him think of him as any less of a man, even though his sexual orientation is now the same as Obamas’. He said, “At least O’Reilly isn’t a socialist!”

A college roommate called into the “O’Reilly Factor” questioning the truth in O’Reilly’s revelation. The caller said that he recalls O’Reilly Read the rest of this entry »

Couch from Tom Cruise Oprah Appearance Destroyed by Arson

Tom CruiseIn 2005, Tom Cruise declared his love for Katie Holmes on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” while jumping on her couch. Now, several days after Holmes had filed for divorce against Cruise, it has been reported that the same couch has been deliberately destroyed in a fire.

The couch has been in storage since Oprah’s popular show ended. But on Saturday morning at around 3:30am, fire marshals responded to a call and arrived at Archer’s Storage in Hollywood, California, to extinguish flames in a locked unit. Fire Inspector Mick Kalhoon told BS Gossip that the fire was definitely arson. “Not only was the lock to the unit broken but the fire had been deliberately set to the couch.”

Police reviewed surveillance video of the crime and described the assailant as a shorter Caucasian male in his late 40s or early 50s. Police Detective Paul Jon added, “After the fire was set, the man appeared to be running off in slow motion through a flock of pigeons. I haven’t seen anything like that since the summer of 2000.” Additionally Read the rest of this entry »