Couch from Tom Cruise Oprah Appearance Destroyed by Arson

Tom CruiseIn 2005, Tom Cruise declared his love for Katie Holmes on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” while jumping on her couch. Now, several days after Holmes had filed for divorce against Cruise, it has been reported that the same couch has been deliberately destroyed in a fire.

The couch has been in storage since Oprah’s popular show ended. But on Saturday morning at around 3:30am, fire marshals responded to a call and arrived at Archer’s Storage in Hollywood, California, to extinguish flames in a locked unit. Fire Inspector Mick Kalhoon told BS Gossip that the fire was definitely arson. “Not only was the lock to the unit broken but the fire had been deliberately set to the couch.”

Police reviewed surveillance video of the crime and described the assailant as a shorter Caucasian male in his late 40s or early 50s. Police Detective Paul Jon added, “After the fire was set, the man appeared to be running off in slow motion through a flock of pigeons. I haven’t seen anything like that since the summer of 2000.” Additionally, a witness saw the suspect fleeing the incident chanting prayers to an alien being named Thetan.

BS Gossip caught up with Tom Cruise and asked him to comment on the incident. “That couch will always have a special place in my heart.” He told us, “Sadly, it has now left us and has met its fate with fire and brimstone. I did hear that a small piece of a cushion from the storage unit has been recovered unburned. I hope to regain full custody of that piece and will fight tooth and nail if Katie won’t part with it. I mean if Oprah won’t part with it. I don’t know why I said Katie. What were we talking about again?”

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